For a really low end computer, that is typical. Go to Windows Update, manually install everything, let it finish rebooting multiple times through the rollups and service packs and major releases. The symptom is probably because of slow eMMC storage, Windows Update behaved simlarly in the days of mechanical hard drives.
It will do one thing, and that is browse the internet with not too many tabs. It will play Youtube and Netflix. If you’ve followed advice in this thread and did the reset and you still hit “Enterprise Enrollment”, you could try calling up the school and asking them to deprovision it, its unlikely they want it back.