My UPS, Amazon branded, started making a loud high pitched noise yesterday, the homes power did not blink or anything, but it stopped when I pressed the power button and then turned it on again. Now I’m worried about it.

Stick them to the back of a police cruiser and see what happens to him. (JK, do not do this unless you want him to get into real trouble.) (JK, DO NOT DO THIS)

You wouldn’t download a condom

I cannot count the number of times people told me they have a virus when it was just them agreeing to every notification, email, text, and everything possible and blame a virus for shitty performance or programs that were allowed to do whatever they wanted. Back in the day I remember when everything wanted to add a toolbar, I saw people had 2 inches of actual screen to look at web pages, and they thought that was ok.