I take my phone with me into the forest when I go to water tomatoes at my secret tomato growing spot. the phone is connected to data all the time. Can TEA (tomato enforcement administration) trace my location using GPS and find the route where I moved? If so, what can I do to prevent it? I would hate to lose my tomatoes.
Hey, you seem kinda paranoid! You should smoke a joint and relax with some peaceful tomato gardening.
It’s not your phone you should worry about…